30 9 / 2014

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via cinematicnomad)

30 9 / 2014

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

(via dianelockhart)

30 9 / 2014

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

(Source: milfhouse, via australiansanta)

30 9 / 2014

melinda may per episode: 2x01, shadows

(Source: elizabethmitchells, via aosiseeyou)

30 9 / 2014

jcatgrl:

mermaidofspace:

karmapoliceofficer:

everyone you’ve ever loved has said some problematic shit: a novel 

you have also said some problematic shit: the sequel

having said problematic shit does not necessarily make you or anyone else a bad person, just be aware of it, don’t say it again, and don’t make fucking excuses for people who continue to say problematic shit: the thrilling conclusion

(via nathearayne)

30 9 / 2014

30 9 / 2014

ungifable:

Adorable married couple, Phil Coulson and Melinda May.

(via nessnessquik)

30 9 / 2014

(Source: sibellelin, via nessnessquik)

30 9 / 2014

30 9 / 2014

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(Source: moon-sylph, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)